Sunday, 8 June 2008

ONE WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH!!!

Hello everyone!

Now that I have regained consciousness after falling into coma for several hours, I would like to proceed to the following comments that the University staff must seriously consider.

Attention: The following statements are of extreme importance to the welfare of the students and to the future of the Museum Studies summer school in general:

- Socializing with gifted people may prove devastating for people’s mental balance
- High dosage of appreciation and respect becomes an annoying habit
- Incontrollable laughter may be really harmful for human health, while sudden lack of
communication can lead to serious depression and melancholy
- Students’ blood sugar levels should be considered before addicting them to chocolate
biscuits
- Vivid recollection of pleasant memories expressed by sudden smiles has embarrassing
effects on people’s public image (especially when they are on coaches or planes)

Conclusion:

As per the above, it is obvious that all members of staff in Museum Studies have a serious responsibility towards their students.
Therefore, in order to help students maintain a physical and mental equilibrium, staff MUST increase the duration of the course from ONE to TWO WEEKS, since ONE WEEK IS NOT ENOUGH for people to adjust.

Besides joking though, I must confess that it has not only been an unforgettable week full of intriguing and challenging issues, but if museums have the purpose of changing people’s lives, you’ve all certainly made a good start by changing mine.
I can’t thank you enough for that!!

1 comment:

MiRSCH said...

Two weeks would be wonderful. Perhaps not at the concentrated pace we were used to, or we might all die of exhaustion, but spread out somewhat, with a bit of time to explore the city and surroundings. Of course, that could only really be feasible if we had cheap university accommodations, you know?